"C is For Conan and Comedy...L is For Leno and Lame..."

Your honor, if the court please, the people present, at this time, further evidence that Conan is now and Leno is then...

Jay Leno: "And how 'bout that storm in Chicago? It was so bad at O'Hare Airport, TSA agents were frisking passengers with ice picks."

Conan O'Brien: "In Chicago, mayoral candidate Rahm Emanuel has been pitching in, digging cars out of the snow. ... Of course Emanuel didn't help his campaign because he kept telling people, 'Thank God I don't live here.' "

We rest our case.