"...The Adventures of Barack and Michelle..Episode 7, Scene 4...."

INT: Late at night. Barack and Michelle are lying asleep in their bed.

(SFX) A barely audible, yet obviously distinguishable, squeaking sound.

Michelle opens her eyes and, head still, looks back and forth.

MICHELLE
(whispering)
Barack!

Barack lies quietly, his eyes still closed.

BARACK
(softly)
What?

Michelle raises her head slightly and looks around the bedroom.

MICHELLE
Do you hear that?

(SFX) The squeak gets slightly louder and is clearly audible now.

BARACK
Hear what?

MICHELLE
(slightly annoyed)
That sound.
Sounds like a squeaking....

Barack, still lying still, eyes closed, breaks into a slight smile.

BARACK
It's just Sarah.

Barack yawns and turns over.

BARACK
It'll stop in December 2012.
Go back to sleep.

Michelle rolls her eyes, turns over and puts a pillow over her head.

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE.
FADE OUT.

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