"...candygram........"

This is, obviously, tragic.

And, at the same time...

A surfer was bitten in half in a savage shark attack off Australia's west coast Saturday, witnesses and officials said, the fifth such fatality in the region in less than a year.

The man was surfing near Wedge Island, north of Perth, on Saturday morning with a friend when he was mauled by the shark, suffering severe and extensive injuries.

A man jet-skiing near the surfers said it was a gruesome scene, with "half a torso" all that remained of the victim.

"There was just blood everywhere and a massive, massive (great) white shark circling the body," he told ABC television, estimating the fish was four or five metres (13 to 16 feet) long.

"I reached to grab the body and the shark came at me on the jet-ski and tried to knock me off. I did another loop and when I came back to the body the shark took it."

Made infamous by the horror movie "Jaws", great whites are among the largest shark species in the world and can grow up to six metres long (20 feet) and weigh up to two tonnes.

Beach patrol officials confirmed that the attack was fatal, and a large-scale air, coast and sea search was underway for the remains of the victim, who was reported to be in his early 20s.

A police spokesman told AFP: "At this stage no remains have been located."

All beaches in the area were closed until further notice, and fisheries were hunting the shark in order to kill it.

"We'll go right through to nightfall tonight, we will then resume that tomorrow morning and make some decisions tomorrow," a fisheries spokesman said.

It was the fifth fatal shark incident off Western Australia since September -- an unprecedented spate of attacks that sparked calls earlier this year for a cull.

Local marine scientists have described Australia's west coast as the deadliest shark attack zone in the world, and a tagging and tracking programme has been launched in a bid to limit fatalities.

A sea kayaker narrowly escaped the jaws of a great white last month, with a friend managing to pluck him from the water after he was rammed by one of the marine predators off Perth's Mullaloo Beach.

That attack came just hours after another great white, thought to be five metres long, lunged from the water at a crab fisherman at a dive park south of Perth.

Sharks are common in Australian waters but deadly attacks are rare, with only one of the average 15 incidents a year typically proving fatal.

Experts say the average number of attacks in the country has increased in line with population growth and the popularity of water sports.


While even the hint of making light of the loss of someone's loved one, especially in such a horrific way, is a slippery slope, I couldn't help but be reminded, as I read this story, of something that I have shared with both friends and listeners of the radio show throughout the years that I think has some validity.

It occurs to me that an obvious, even glaring, point is never made when stories of fatal shark attacks are offered.

They all, without exception, take place in the ocean.

Here's a thought.

That's where sharks live.

Put another way, if I ever read of a fatal shark attack occuring in the lobby of a Hyatt Regency, then I'm going to be first in a line of many wanting to know what we should do to prevent any further injury or loss of life.

For now, though, it seems obvious what is required to, at least, reduce the chances that such a tragedy will occur again.

In retail, the expression is caveat emptor.

Buyer beware.

In this case, I think a little tweak will bring the point home.

Aequoris natator emptor.

Ocean swimmer beware.