"...Still Giving It Six Months, Max...But, Props Where Props Are Proper..."

Despite whatever shots I've taken at Snooki since first we learned there was such a thing as Snooki (and, Lord knows, I've taken more than my share of the aforementioned shots), the girl deserves credit, at the very least, for one thing.

It requires a remarkable amount of self confidence/esteem to marry a man whose eyebrows are prettier than your own.

You go, girl.