Public service announcement.
For those who missed the opportunity to see the entire, in depth interview Oprah conducted with Lance Armstrong and have better things to do with the precious time of their lives than watch the self serving and pathetic yammering of a sociopathic narcissist, what follows is the "Cliff Notes" transcript.
Oprah- "Good evening, I'm Oprah Winfrey. And my guest is Lance Armstrong. Good evening, Lance."
Lance- "Good evening, Oprah."
Oprah- "Did you take dope to win all your races, lie about it from day one and act, in general, like a douche bag who considered himself God's gift to pretty much everything?"
Lance- "Yes."
Oprah- "I'm Oprah Winfrey, thanks for joining me. Good night."
For those who don't fit the aforementioned criteria, the DVD box set will be available in early March.
Including a special featurette...
"Sheryl Crow- 'What The Hell Was I Thinkin'?..."
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